Screwing in Lightbulbs

only two, but they
have to be really horny.
that's the first answer.

vegetarians
don't screw in lightbulbs; they screw
in minivans or

waterbeds, maybe
on the beach or at concerts
dancing in the streets.

(pagans don't screw in
lightbulbs either. pagans screw
during the great rite.)